Florida: the AARGH, Only One Lane Open State. Also amusing hurricane damage in the form of this sign:
[W] [A] [F] [F] [L] [E]
[H] [O] [_] [S] [_]
Georgia: Land of Abandoned Motels
Alabama: …. Nothing but abandoned gas stations for like three hours. Gas prices on the signs frozen at $4+ a gallon when the region collapsed. What happened? I vaguely remember NPR talking about it.
Tennessee: why is your major city in a corner? Huh? Think we spent literally 15 minutes in the state
Kansas:
Image from the Rachelle Unplugged blog.
Colorado: road signs ominously warning “Winter is coming!!!”