I’ve gotta say, as a kid this would have been freaking heartbreaking to me.
This vending machine promises to have all sorts of goofy wonderful things.
But wait, would some of these even fit in the little capsules?
What the hell— is even in those capsules??
Are those… Are those actually random printed Tyvek wristbands?
Oh just what every kid wants to see fall out of the machine after putting in 50 cents.
No thanks, I’ll stick with the Frosty Balls.
Don’t choke on the Frosty Balls.