Exciting new business opportunity

I’ve looked at the state of American industry and business and, well, it’s time to Make America Great Again. There’s a great business opportunity waiting and ready, and it’s a perfect recession-proof one with potential for tax free income!

Start A Cult!

The conditions are perfect! Your target audience is ready! Currently, you have:

  • Brainwashed masses who have been trained to respond to emotional appeal over all reason and logic
  • Ample tax breaks provided to anything filed as a ‘religious organization’
  • Growing demographics of people driven by hatred who want to live far from — whatever (homosexuals, Jews, Muslims, you name it…)

All you need is this easy to use startup guide! In it we’ll describe how to provide yourself endless interest-free income for the rest of your lives* and the ability to establish your own enclave far from civilization that tries to push you towards acceptance of whatever you’ve grown to hate today.

Call today!

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* Included drink recipe will work with any powdered fruit flavored beverage mix.

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