Ain’t no brakes on the shitposting train

Welcome to the Internet. Sorry, the throttle’s stuck in Run 8 and the font’s stuck on Comic Sans MS Bold.

ShitPostTrainSD70MAC-ComicSans is the worst possible locomotive. The horn just makes the ICQ incoming message noise really loudly and the engine’s head gasket is made out of old dried scene kid makeup.

This has been an entirely useful content-free post.