Ways to tell you may be at Miami International Airport

* No employees speak English

* TSA checkpoint opens an hour late

* No air conditioning in concourse

* Powerful stench of hot stale piss

* Pasty fukkboi who thinks he’s PitBull circulating around the overheated concourse rapping

Ya know man as awful as Chicago’s O’Hare airport supposedly is, there is no way it isn’t a step up from this.

There is no way to convey the sadness in this space in a mere photograph

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