escaped the javapocalypse

Thankfully, nothing on this server uses log4j… or Java… at all.
Pour one out for the stinky turd yet sometimes necessary evil* that is Java.

poured with a whooshing, pattering sound, and a scent of cherry bubblegum

* and I mean ‘necessary evil’ in the sense of “oh gods this vendor implemented their whole-ass user interface in Java so we’re forced to use it as a customer”, that means you, Harris Broadcast, Triveni, Burk,