Breaking News!

Dow Jones Industrial Average Reaches 23,000! Some hedge fund manager goes squirt squirt and cleans up after themselves with a Balenciaga snot rag that cost more than your net worth.

In other news, the economy is still total shit unless you’re already rich.

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