Sandy Beach says hello

My IT director at work calls this assistant Sandy Beach. She’s a little sweety floof.

She do an biiiiig steppy

I don’t think she’s become a regular reporter on Good Day Sacramento, but I’m sure they’ll be handing her the microphone soon.

Picture dump brought to you by Wal*Shart

Here are the rest of the photos i couldn’t upload yesterday due to Comcast and AT&T’s fuckery, but they work fine on Walmart in store wifi. Go figure. First off, sleepy peets:

And now… The Wal*Bot. This is under construction at the store in Willows and appears to be a robotic store and retrieve thing for store pickup orders.

At a different store… I haven’t seen this one way entrance gate shit since the 80s and it’s bound to be just as useless now as it was in the 80s.

AAAAAAA TOO MUCH CUTE

Cassie what have you done you’re going to kill me with the cute aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to post more pictures here but for some reason this is the only one that will successfully upload with Comcast’s usual copious packet tampering that blocks me from uploading photos to my WordPress site, and AT&T’s highly degraded LTE service takes over 10 minutes to send one photo. Damn you shit tier internet, I wanna spam everyone with my cat.

It’s NORTY TORTIE hours!

Absolutely no one:

Cassie: *leaps right onto pizza*

Enjoy your

🐾🧀🍕🧀C H E E S Y🧀P E E T S I E S🧀🍕🧀🐾

You little goofball! ♥️

Sure, go ahead and steal my mug of water too.

I love this ridiculous creature so much.

Well, somewhere, engineering was attempted

Here’s a supermicro that pissed us off this week. It’s from 2015 and clearly got dumped on us as the result of a certain “text-that-gets-scrolled-on-the-bottom-of-the-news” vendor cleaning out back stock when my workplace ordered a new system.

Blaarffff. It literally seems like the bios doesn’t like certain monitors, and you have to fight it for hours to get video. You’d think with a vendor like Supermicro you’d get a board built with better parts but this thing looks like a damn Soyo. Remember Soyo? They drove themselves out of business by delivering dumpshit. This Supermicro sure looks like overpriced dumpshit complete with “hey look it’s 2001 again” capacitors.

More folderol to follow

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There shall be cuddles

There is no such thing as personal space when you have an extremely cuddly cat. Sorry for the blurry images here.

Also, Comcast seems to have stepped up their irritating deep packet inspection and munging that makes WordPress hard to use, but more on that when I don’t have a cat on my shoulder