How to achieve that coveted shitty Latin pop sound

Step 1: Loop a really cheezy reggaeton beat.
Step 2: choose one —
* If you’re featuring Pitbull: you’re already set
* If not: Run your vocals through the worst possible granular synthesis then time compress it, causing audible glitches from the sampling intervals and generally making it sound like you’ve got a dude rapping into a digital toilet

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On a side note, that thing hanging from the valve is called a Nut-Locker and evokes some strange mental associations made even stranger by the fact one's staring at it while taking a leak.

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No, I’m not looking up examples of this for you. You’ve heard them already. Do you really want to hear more? Probably not.

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