Metrorail troubleshooting guide

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Problem: loud pounding noises from side of train.

Solution: call for security to remove zombie bum who’s entered the guideway by climbing the fence at unbelievable speed and is pounding on the side of the train as it passes slowly. Yikes!!!

I suspect flakka was involved. Sigh….

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Check the bulb in the "zombie bum ambush" light, please? I think it's burned out.

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