The RMT for this month came through just GRRRRRRRRRRR-EAT!!!
Warning: Replaying these files on any broadcast station or cable TV system is a violation of FCC rules. Yes, there are people who would be ignorant enough to try it otherwise (oh hi Bobby Bones show).
This is the end result with Billy and Patrick being very very confused…
The actual audio received by the SAGE Endec:
Had this been an actual emergency, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.