Inspired by the driver of the car with California license plate SHSTAAH who kept alternately brake checking everyone in the left lane while next to semi trucks then going 90+ in the right lane and not allowing anyone to pass until they approached another truck to repeat the cycle of fuckery:
I was imagining this: a catapult to launch shitty old Omneon video servers through your rear window at great velocity
That is all, thank you for being a turdburglar