Dear shitty little old Florida beach towns

Yes I realize you’re in dire waters because you’ve long since driven off all your tourism, businesses, civic events, the arts, entertainment, and any trace of fun, however
Please stop cockplugging US1 with road closures and 10+ minute photo enforced red lights.
All you have left as a city is that your roads are a viable alternative to being trafFUCKED on I-95, don’t kill that too.

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Fuckety bye