Special thanks to Autodesk for putting a Microgramma font in Pixlr.
Tech note #1701: Garbage in, garbage out.
I set the Roomba about a mission to clean the floors and it kept getting stuck humping the edge of the bathroom scale. Kinda silly, counterproductive, and it left tire marks on the floor.
After I noticed this, I thought of something…
The Roomba has a nice multitude of sensors that regulate its operation, but it can deal with failures on some of them by determining their data is bad and ignoring them. For instance, this …
This is the front caster. Notice how it’s half black and half, well, sort of white?
An infrared LED and phototransistor sit above it and count its rotations.
Sorry I didn’t get a before pic, as if you needed to see a hair clogged axle that badly, but yeah…
Here’s what it looks like disassembled and cleaned out. It had hair wrapped in it and it couldn’t spin. It can be easily pried up from an end and the axle pressed out.
Now it spins freely.
So what was up with the bathroom scale and floor? The Roomba was hitting the edge and just starting to lift off the floor – the wheels were losing traction, but still both rotating, and the jammed caster with rotation sensor was being ignored by the firmware.
Thus, the system thought it was just rolling across empty floor.
So does it work now? Just after cleaning the caster and resetting the CPU, I restarted the cycle. Upon getting jammed in the laces of my boot, the Roomba promptly stopped and asked for assistance.
The underlying concept that’s valuable to see here is: garbage in, garbage out. When looking at any system, consider the fact that an assembly within will only work as well as its input. Verify correct input signals before you start chasing your tail forever.
And from now on, I’m putting away the scale before starting the Roomba. Well, it can’t dust under it anyway.
c e r e a l w a v e
Aja FS1, the frame sync that roared
We have metric buttloads of these wonderful frame sync/video Swiss Army Knives in service. Here’s what’s inside. Failures are rare and seem to be limited to burned out front panel LEDs (not critical), power supplies, and fans.
This one was working but causing noise complaints due to fan bearing drama.
5 vdc @ 6 amps
Before I un-bunnied it!
Watch out for this yellow thread lock.
Yellow?!
I’m going to call this yellow thread lock “Wishful Thinking Thread Locker” because it didn’t stop the standoffs from backing right out of there. I’m familiar with the usual grades:
Purple: Low strength, formulated for small fasteners. Also good to use as just an anti-galling aid.
Blue: Medium strength, removable. Also useful to prevent fastener galling.
Red: High strength, impact driver and/or heating with a torch, *or* the effort of destructive little demon spawn children needed for removal. Still prevents galling too, I guess.
When Headhunters Strike, Part 2
Remember how I had the one recruiter hammering my phone before leaving me a hilarious voicemail?
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Either way, that’s all substantial amounts of money they’re not gonna give to the actual workers.
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The elegant transmitter site
The 2015 Miami Children’s Museum Haunted House
I totally don’t remember taking these photos — probably the result of having taken them after having to work 16 10-16 hour days straight. Some of them are in weirdly soft focus and the EXIF data says they were shot with very long exposure times, so I must have had the camera in my hands.. somehow. I have no clue. Either way I’m glad I’ve got them because that haunted house was totally badass.
On a side note, thanks, Olympus, for making your camera firmware fill out just about every text field in the EXIF with “Olympus Digital Camera”. No of course that doesn’t cause WordPress to do useless “helpful” things. No way
Abandoned and forgotten by most
You slackers.
Studies have shown that a major component to dust in the home and workplace is shed skin cells.
Humans shed tens of thousands of these keratinized dead cells every day from all surfaces of the external epidermis.
The dust that builds up in your electronic equipment and gets kicked back into the air by fans and air currents is no different.
Therefore,
If you leave your gear all packed with dust, you’re breathing cast off nutsack.
Maybe now you’ll keep your mission critical gear clean, you slackers.