I wonder what this sounded like

So, reportedly there is good CCTV footage of this, and it’ll get posted online once the insurance company is done with it. The user at the time kept repeatedly slamming their car back and forth under the machine until they caught it with the top brush down and backed into it hard, tipping the whole wash gantry over and crushing the roof of the car as it came to rest. Amazingly, the Istobal machine looks pretty much unscathed other than the wire/hose guide getting torn off the wall.

Istobal car wash taking a nap
Stick your brushes in the air like you just don’t care
Judging from the top brush position when this went down, it was caught by what was formerly a fairly tall SUV.

Wanna bet this was a GMC Yukon or a Land Rover? Those seem to be the peak derpcastle vehicles around here.

SK. Dead from laughter.

This showed up on Facebook and well that was it. I’m doomed. This is a transmitter full of TRI-COLOR FOAMING WAX.

This was posted by Erick Burnstad who undoubtedly has a great story behind it.

Whoever that is in the background is clearly trying hard not to totally lose it… I already have. Forever. I can’t even.

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Your argument is invalid.