The Tropical Meta Prediction Center issues its forecast

This is what you will be seeing in all broadcast media in the near future and oh what a glorious time to be alive

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And every last inch of me's covered in Gaston

The above image was used in the fabulous YouTube Poop “Beauty and the Beastiality”.

You know at this point that storm could leave me floating out to sea and I couldn’t even be mad because I’m just going to keep thinking of Gaston’s song.

Fictional or not, he’s the only dude I know of who can break a belt with his neck muscles. I still can’t really grasp whether that’d be realistically possible or not. Does human anatomy even work that way? I did snap the collar button off a dress shirt once, but I feel that’s not much of an accomplishment. It was actually kind of amusing at the time because it fell right in my hand.

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Seconds later, a random person suffered the curse of falling trousers.

I dunno, maybe the only reason I’m posting that is because it’s amusing that it momentarily looks like he’s
wearing a collar.

Try as anyone may, you can’t scrub the old goth out of me. Old school goth troll. That’s me.

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