YAFULC = Yet Another Fucking Urban Lifestyle Center.
Oh, yaaawn… A while back I’d seen plans for the development to go where the old Dania Beach Hurricane roller coaster and Boomer’s park (used to be Grand Prix Race-O-Rama) were. At the time the plan appeared to basically be to build YAFULC-In-A-Box with the parking outside the project.
Now that demolition began on the old wooden coaster, I just looked at the more recent plans. The project is now known as Dania Pointe (the extra E is for “Bullshite“!). It’s YAFULC.
Access to the site is *AMAZINGLY* limited and yet the plans call for 750 residential units — this means that either one (or a combination thereof) are true:
A) there are no plans to actually build the residential units;
B) the residential units are designed to never actually be occupied and are just to be used as token flippable properties to be sold to overseas investors.
If the residential units ARE actually built, all access to the site will be permanently cockplugged, so forget that.
Here’s the pretty picture showing the glorified parking lot from Kimco. Yawn.
Well there you have it…… South Florida, where we truly pave paradise and put up a parking lot.
Wanna bet Stirling Road will very suddenly grow a set of express toll underpasses?
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02-4-PM Session 3 Presentation Updated
