when they decide not to properly memorize their modulation level setting, you just make a shitpost of the pteks and run
when they decide not to properly memorize their modulation level setting, you just make a shitpost of the pteks and run
Apparently this part of Interstate 5 only has drainage until retention ponds fill up…. then the ponds take a sudden piss on the road.
The only way around this is very slow so I’m actually using the trafFUCKED tag again!
I’ve had this same building appear in my dreams three times now and I’ve wondered what’s up with it. It’s a pale yellow building, and I’m thinking it’s somewhere in an older section of Miami based on a couple of details, but it might not be. It has two floors above ground and one below. The middle floor has come up as having a center entrance/lobby that’s no longer in use and a space that’s open on one end to the outside, and it’s shown up once as housing a little cafe/bodega, and once as housing an ice cream shop. In both cases, a hallway towards the center of the building accesses a restroom and kitchen area to the other side of that center entrance.
The center entrance is the intriguing part though. As you go through it, there’s a space where a narrow wooden staircase would have once stood, since removed. It would have gone up one floor to a hallway to where there are some living areas, and down one floor into a basement level which continues WAY out of sight. There is no other obvious way to get into the basement level, but the living areas above seem to be in active use.
It’s partially built into or against a hill.
The first time I saw it in a dream I just noticed the basement level and missing staircase. A roughly built wood railing would keep one from walking into the hole. I began to contemplate sneaking in a ladder somehow so I could climb down there and see where it went.
The second time I was in this building in a dream, someone had sort of covered the hole with plywood but it was really obvious it was still there.
The third time, it was back open again, and I found the entrance to the upper level. A staircase outside the other end of the building took me up there and it was a hallway to some apartments. The hallway had amazing royal blue carpeting.
However, this third time, I was reading SOMETHING that gave the history of the building, and had diagrams, showing this building and others nearby. It had been constructed in the late 1800s out of wood and stone or coral rock. The basement level wasn’t a floor of the building, but rather an opening into a tunnel system that connected at least a dozen different structures in the same early settlement! The tunnels were originally kind of a happy accident, the result of an excavation during the construction process that the builders found would be trivial to just cut-and-cover to leave as a set of passages for everyone to use, shielded from the weather. It kind of barely went below actual ground level at that point because this building was built on a hill, and continued into the hill or ridge to go through two other residential buildings, a church, and a theater. Only the church remained in its original form. Someone’s account of having gone down the tunnel in recent years was in this article, where they found someone had partially filled that branch with concrete, but not enough to limit passage to where it went under a nearby street.
In this third dream appearance, the side of the first floor opposite the ice cream shop also housed a small datacenter room.
I wonder what the significance of this may be?
I’ve addressed some pretty out there engineering job openings in the past, but this one is the strangest I’ve ever seen. Please go ahead and grab a glass of water and drop a couple of Alka-Seltzer in it, because you may need it. I’m going to inline my comments in a nice shade of cyan reminiscent of P2 phosphor.
Please submit resume and cover letter with the answer to the question “Why is KBOO Important” by March 4th, 2019 11:59 pm to email@example.com
I’m sorry but what— this is one of the strangest, most pretentious things I’ve ever seen on an application. This is not a standard cover letter by any means. This is just W E I R D
or mail/bring your resume and cover letter to: Station Manager 20 SE 8th Ave. Portland OR 97214
KBOO Community Radio Department: Operations
Job Title: Chief Engineer
Reports to: Station Manager Employment
danger, will robinson
Hours: 40 hours per week
Positions Supervised: Live Events Engineer, IT Systems Admin Contractor, Transmitter / Translator / STL / EAS Contractor, and Volunteers
Revised: January 2019
General Description: To oversee and maintain the technical operation of KBOO’s studios, its transmitters and translators at an optimum level.
So far, so good….. though I worry about this being an exempt position. This gets REALLY nasty when you’re required to work more than 40 hours a week, but do not receive any compensation for it. But now, all aboard the WOO TRAIN
What? This is very strange, but it continues—
This is a very strange task for an engineer – serving as a volunteer coordinator, but at least it’s not asking one to fight oppression…. whatever that implies….
So are you coordinating volunteers or are you not coordinating volunteers?
oh, that’s where the “exempt” part gets ya.
This is a full-time position with a starting salary $31,426.38/year. The employee shall be eligible for annual step increases subject to conditions in KBOO’s Collective Bargaining Agreement.
Okay, wait. 24/7 on call…. salaried exempt… under 32k a year…. in PORTLAND? How do they expect one to live like that?
Any person hired will be required to join and pay dues to CWA Local 7901 after 90 days. There is a six month probationary period. This period is not to be construed as a contract.
Wait, this is….. union…..
WHO APPROVED THIS COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT AND WHY ARE THEY NOT ON FIRE? Please make them be on fire. Thanks.
Benefits include medical and dental coverage, disability and life insurance, and credit union eligibility. This position also offers paid vacation, sick leave, and 11 paid holidays per year, in accordance with KBOO’s Collective Bargaining Agreement. FSLA-exempt employees receive paid compensatory time off. Eligibility for the pension plan is one year after the date of hire.
Nice benefits under that Collective Bargaining Agreement, but WTF IS WITH THAT SALARY?!
KBOO has over 150 hours per week of local programming, produced by volunteers who need to be trained on studio equipment. KBOO is a union shop and all (non-management) staff are members of Communications Workers of America (CWA) – Local 7901. All employees are expected to provide time to answer questions and to help volunteers learn. The engineer is called upon on a daily basis to help volunteers with using the studios and equipment. The engineer conducts workshops to train people as engineering volunteers. The engineer will work, coordinate efforts, and learn from contract engineers on special projects. KBOO’s environment is hectic and stimulating. You must enjoy working with a wide diversity of volunteers.
Funny, it sounds like most of your time as the salaried engineer will be volunteer too after those 40 hours a week. I really wonder what the collective bargaining agreement says about that. Then again, it really sounds to me like it’s the most watered down piece of junk ever. Alas…..
We have an air studio, three production rooms, multiple digital editing stations, and other rooms used for live public affairs and music. The engineer’s office also doubles as a workshop and contains some of the transmission and phone equipment. We have two STL’s (station links) to our tower with main and backup transmitters.
There are other engineers in Portland with a wide range of experience, both volunteers and contract hires, which you may work with and learn from.
And they might take pity on your predicament and try to find you jobs in their far better organizations, I’d like to hope—
KBOO has regular membership drives. They require an intense amount of time and coordination. The engineer must provide technical assistance as necessary during these drives.
BAHAHAHAHAHA AND HOW. My experience with these at another station was pretty much that it was two weeks of 14 hour days.
Workplace expectations at KBOO radio include: effective verbal and written communications; conflict de-escalation; skillful volunteer relations and utilization; capable project management; work-area organization; response to phone calls and correspondence; teamwork and cooperation with other employees, volunteers, and Board members; furtherance of KBOO mission, goals and values; meeting attendance and participation; capable departmental budgeting; and punctuality.
KBOO equipment ranges from vintage analog audio player/recorders, 40-year old transmitters and mixing consoles to state of the art, networked digital broadcast consoles. There is heavy usage of all this equipment. You must repair as necessary and ascertain the need for new purchases within a somewhat limited budget.
Keep in mind…. at under $32k/year…. and the maintenance and repair is probably 40 hours a week in and of itself.
KBOO is an equal opportunity and affirmative action employer, Women and People of Color are encouraged to apply. Discrimination because of age, race, religion, color, sex, national origin, marital status, sexual orientation, gender presentation, class, creed, physical or mental disability is prohibited.
Meanwhile, I just can’t even. This position will HOPEFULLY remain unfilled until they refine it severely to actually make it worth someone’s time and effort to fill it.
The latch on the organizer couldn’t handle shipping.
We had some crazy winter storms and the site I lovingly call Shit on a Shingle lost power. When the power came back after a couple days, the station didn’t.
Found this little derpshit howling away as usual with no output. Front panel buttons and remote interface were unresponsive. Power cycled it and the controls came back but still no output. I warmed it with a space heater for a while and if fully returned to service.
I know some transmitters don’t like extreme cold, but this thing had only reached about 34 degrees at the lowest.
It had a really shaky start too, the front panel indicated 1750 watts forward 0 reflect, but no PA current, and it wasn’t audible on the air. I set it to 500 and it was audible for about a block down the road. As incoming snowstorms chased me from the site I heard it just gradually chatter and wheeze back onto the airwaves.
Hello, Transmitter Fairy, what do I have to leave under my pillow for you to leave me a nice Nautel VS2.5?
Please don’t disturb the kitty on the pillow.
This is, incidentally, the same site where the combiner horror used to live. Yeah, that one that never worked at full power until the whole system was sent out for service for a few months then exploded after less than a day on air.
The Shittening is over!!!
Turns out, well, it was my own damn fault – I had phpmyadmin installed, forgot all about it, and the Chinese spambots were just hammering on that until they got in.
Meanwhile, the city of Redding got hammered by a foot of snow and couldn’t deal. I’d rather take the SQL cleanup over that.
As of about 5 AM the shittening happened again. Sorry to anyone who got hit with the same dumbass redirect. I’ve reverted to the WordPress default theme just in case the issue was the theme I was using before allowing SQL injection…
Here’s what I know so far…
The whole attack seems to be straight outa China.
When it happens, I’ve seen something basically start hammering on mysql (tons of login failures are produced) which is only open to localhost, so I feel like something is kinda being exploited in a roundabout manner to brute force a password and get in. I’ve changed the passwords to stuff that looks like line noise for now.
No idea what it is but I’ve hidden the old Gallery install for now in case that’s the point of entry.
I’ll be doing the good ol’ nuke and pave soon then reimporting all the content. For now, knock on wood, maybe this will just stay up and uninfected for a couple days until I can get around to that.
Maybe the domain name in use for the JavaShit script – getmyconfigplease -dot- com – is a silly clue, like they’re somehow getting hold of the WordPress config file for this attack? I mean, if that’s obtained by an attacker, they’ve got the database credentials handed to them on a silver platter. If that were the case though I wouldn’t expect to be seeing tons of login failures, just a quick and easy in, spam, and out.
I fucking hate computers 😀
Feline compatibility confirmed. The site works again.
Does this work without jetpack installed?