Have You Driven A F[n]ord Lately?

I swear, every Ford Econoline is just powerfully cursed. This one sharted out its coolant somewhere on the passenger side. Good times waiting for the tow truck, at least it’s a nice cool day so far with no heavy smoke.

High Thoughts

Turns out I finally found a way to enjoy the wonders of THC without it totally knocking me out. The magic seemed to be a tincture mixed into strong iced coffee. Sure, why not. Wonder if anyone’s ever tried that with Cuban coffee? It’d probably break the universe.

High thought #1:

I’m gonna start at least internally calling that specific kind of crazy logic-resistant insanity that’s all the rage “Chicken and Stars”.

High thought #2:

This picture of Cassie makes her look a lot like a super happy friendly cat in a Miyazaki world.

I mean just look at this face.

Look at it.

CASSIE HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THIS CUTE?

Also I generated this look alike in the e-girl doll maker.

I need more short skirts and fishnets in my life. I’m so divided though because long dresses look so awesome on me.

be that cryptid in the checkout line you always wanted to be

Current weather is too hot for the delightful shiny PVC looks. Come on fall

Alexander Graham Bell’s Evil Quantum Entangled Cock Cage

Please forgive my unusual reaction, the stress of current events and a grueling work schedule have affected my state of mind a bit.

If I told you too much about this system it’d make your mind snap like an overstretched rubber band

Nobody who works here now was responsible for this all getting so fucked up, they just inherited its load-bearing zombie corpse.

who took my nice fluke anyway

I’m in the wrong business

A certain vendor that will remain nameless charges $4600 for one of these, or a minimum of $550 to repair one. Also I accidentally turned on the WordPress block editor and how the hell does this work it’s like someone tried to use vim on an acid trip what the fuck

Well, somewhere, engineering was attempted

Here’s a supermicro that pissed us off this week. It’s from 2015 and clearly got dumped on us as the result of a certain “text-that-gets-scrolled-on-the-bottom-of-the-news” vendor cleaning out back stock when my workplace ordered a new system.

Blaarffff. It literally seems like the bios doesn’t like certain monitors, and you have to fight it for hours to get video. You’d think with a vendor like Supermicro you’d get a board built with better parts but this thing looks like a damn Soyo. Remember Soyo? They drove themselves out of business by delivering dumpshit. This Supermicro sure looks like overpriced dumpshit complete with “hey look it’s 2001 again” capacitors.

More folderol to follow

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