this should be used as a copypasta somewhere

ATSC 1.0 has at least two very dumb things about it. #1: The 8VSB modulation. 8VSB is basically amplitude modulation with, spectrally, everything below the carrier attenuated off. In theory, that sounds ok, except that it’s extremely vulnerable to multipath. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS ON EVERY TV SIGNAL IN AN URBAN AREA. The margin’s not that big for multipath, and once you hit it, the whole signal’s useless, leaving your viewers to dance around with the antenna and wonder why they just can’t get picture….
8VSB was only, from documentation I’ve found on it, lab tested for performance in terms of signal to noise ratio in a proof for the FCC… no attempt was made to simulate or measure receiver performance in the face of multipath. I’m not sure if this was because nobody ever had the “aha!” moment and realized it’d be a problem or if some vendor already heavily invested in it swept it under the rug. Just about every other country used DVB-T which allows for more spectrally efficient and robust modulation standards including QPSK (very robust but not as efficient as QAM), 16QAM, and 64QAM.
This raises another issue that was dumber on the broadcaster’s side: 8VSB was in part chosen because it would, in theory, work through existing analog transmitters, requiring only slight modifications to things like the combiners and an exciter swap. In practice, no transmitter manufacturers really opened this up as an option, and everyone had to buy all new shit. In fact… the klystron based UHF television transmitters proved not to have the linearity (or SOMETHING) to deal with 8VSB and the Inductive Output Tube had to be brought out of mothballs to deal with it. The IOT has great linearity but no damn efficiency – it was originally used by General Electric for an early World’s Fair demo of UHF television broadcasting, but commercially never took off… anyway, later on, EEV’s esciot series tubes improved on that somewhat… but… they’re still a pain in the arse
Stupid Thing #2 (or is it about #8 by now?): MPEG2. Do I look like I know what an mpeg is?*
So here not only do we have this shitty 8VSB modulation sapping the available amount of information that can be broadcast in a certain width of channel but then…. MPEG2 video coding was specified. I suspect that’s evidence of the standard’s development either being dragged out forever OR someone just wanted to be able to use up a bunch of DVD player decoder ASICs they had sitting in a Chinese warehouse. As a result of the MPEG2 encoding being used, the picture looks like DOUBLE BUTT when there’s a lot of motion, especially when you’re running a lot of subchannels squeezed into that 18.3 megabits/sec…
And then you have the whole godawful thing where the CECB program led to the cost of converter boxes which probably actually cost about $25 including hardware, manufacturing, and patent licensing royalties being fixed right up to $40…. but that’s a far dumber story
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5nZhf8SjXw

ATSC 1.0 has 💹👩 at 😂☺ least two very ❗😔 dumb 👅🤤 things about 🏻👏 it. 💡😏 #1: ⏰🤜 The 8VSB modulation. 8VSB is basically amplitude modulation with, spectrally, everything below ⬇😫 the carrier attenuated off. 📴 In 👏 theory, 🍆 that 😦 sounds 👌👌 ok, 🆗 except 😮😮 that 👈 it’s 💯❗ extremely 💯💯 vulnerable to 😄 multipath. GUESS 😦 WHAT HAPPENS ON 😢🔛 EVERY 🏾 TV 📺📺 SIGNAL IN 🍑 AN 😮👏 URBAN AREA. The margin’s not 🚫 that ğŸ‘¶âž¡ big for multipath, and ☢🍆 once ⁉🍆 you ☝ hit it, 😵 the 🙆 whole signal’s useless, ⏳ leaving 🏃🏃 your 💯💦 viewers to ğŸ’°ğŸŽ¯ dance 💃💃 around 😇💦 with 👏 the antenna and 👏 wonder why they just can’t 💦🔫 get picture…. 📷💭 8VSB was only, 🔑 from 😂 documentation I’ve 💰👈 found on 🔛 it, lab tested for ğŸŽ performance in terms of signal to 💦 noise ratio in a proof 💯💯 for 🍆🍆 the 💰👏 FCC… 🚫 no 🚫🙅 attempt was 👍👏 made to 💨 simulate or 💁 measure ğŸŽ›ğŸŽ› receiver performance in the 🏳👏 face of multipath. I’m not 🙅 sure if 👉👏 this 💦👈 was because 📝♂ nobody 🙅 ever had 💦 the “aha!” moment ğŸ•žğŸ•‘ and 👏 realized it’d ❓🍝 be 💨😐 a problem or 👱👱 if ğŸ™ŽğŸ…± some 💛 vendor already heavily 😃😃 invested in 🏽🙌 it swept 🤣🤣 it under ⏬ the 🅰 rug. Just 😬😶 about 😯 every 👏👖 other country 😂🏃 used DVB-T which 👏 allows for 😏 more spectrally efficient and 💦 robust modulation standards including 💨 QPSK (very ☣👿 robust but not 👮 as efficient as 🏃🍑 QAM), 16QAM, and 💩 64QAM. This 👈⬆ raises another 🏻 issue that 😠👌 was dumber on 👋🔛 the 👨 broadcaster’s side: 8VSB was in ❤ part chosen because it 💯 would, in theory, 😂 work 🏃😠 through 🚪 existing analog transmitters, requiring only 🏻☝ slight modifications to 💥💦 things 🕑 like 🙅 the 🚑🚪 combiners and 👀👅 an exciter swap. In 🌤😩 practice, 🍆 no transmitter manufacturers really 🏳👄 opened 😅😅 this ⬆ up ❤🏿 as 🍑 an option, and ➕ everyone had ğŸ‘ž to 💰😛 buy all ğŸ˜Ž new ğŸŽ†ğŸ½ shit. 👌 In fact… 🛡🔍 the 💦 klystron based UHF television transmitters proved not ❌🚫 to 🆒😤 have ğŸ˜Ž the ♀👏 linearity (or 🅱🅱 SOMETHING) 🤔❓ to deal with 👫 8VSB and the 📺 Inductive Output Tube 🙈🐱 had ☝🈶 to be brought out 👿 of mothballs to 🔣 deal with it. ✔ The IOT has 💰💹 great linearity but 🍑 no damn 😩 efficiency – it was originally 🔙 used 🚟 by General ♂ Electric ⚡⚡ for 💕❓ an 💶 early 🕐 World’s Fair demo of UHF television broadcasting, but 🍑 commercially never ❌😤 took 😱 off… anyway, later ⏰💯 on, 🍆 EEV’s esciot series tubes improved on that somewhat… but… ✋🍑 they’re 😄 still 👉 a ğŸ“–ğŸŽ¯ pain in 🛌 the 👏📖 arse Stupid Thing #2 💁 (or 💀 is it 😡😩 about #8 👊 by 😈👊 now?): MPEG2. Do 👌 I 👁 look like I know what an 👌👹 mpeg is?* So here 👏⤵ not only do 👌 we have 👏🈶 this ⁉ shitty 8VSB modulation sapping the 👑 available amount 📉 of information that can 💦♀ be broadcast in a 🍑 certain width of channel 👀 but then…. 👱🅱 MPEG2 video coding was 😰🙂 specified. I 🏿🔥 suspect that’s 😐 evidence 📰📰 of 👌💦 the 👏 standard’s development 🔬🔬 either being 😑 dragged out forever OR 💦💦 someone just 👏🤔 wanted 🅰 to be 🐝💰 able to 💦 use 👏 up 🔝😍 a bunch of ❗ DVD player 💰🤺 decoder ASICs they 😂👥 had 🍆 sitting 🙇 in a Chinese 😕😕 warehouse. As 🍑 a 💰💰 result of 😴💦 the MPEG2 encoding being used, 🚟 the 😬 picture 💩 looks like DOUBLE BUTT 😍 when 🍑😩 there’s a 👌👌 lot ‼ of 💿😏 motion, 😐 especially when 🍑 you’re 🔥🏃 running 🏃 a 👦 lot 🍑 of subchannels squeezed into that 🏻🙇 18.3 💋 megabits/sec… And 😤🚄 then you 👈👧 have the ğŸŽğŸ‘ whole 💦👩 godawful thing where 😭😠 the 😈🏻 CECB program led to the 🍗 cost of 🚋💦 converter boxes which 🥙 probably actually cost 💰💰 about 💦 $25 👏👏 including hardware, manufacturing, and ➕☝ patent licensing royalties being fixed right ✔✅ up to 🔍 $40…. but that’s 😻 a 👌 far 🆘💦 dumber story 📜📖

ATSCğŸŒ‹ğŸ”ŽğŸ‡ 1.0🌈 has👧🏼🔢 atğŸ†ŽğŸƒâœŠğŸ»ğŸ’ğŸ½ 🤴💰 leastğŸŽŒğŸ”Ÿ two🐃 👬 very♍️ dumb things〰✋🏽 🏋🔱 about📕 🍾💦 it.📛 #1:〰⚡️ 👂 TheğŸŽ 🏠 8VSB😑🔳 modulation.👨🏼💅🏽 8VSB🕦🐼 is🌃 basically↗️ 💅 amplitudeğŸ’Ž modulation✌🏿👍🏼😕👷🏾👰🏾 with,🔕 👏😶 spectrally, everything 🙌👍 below🐃 😫😫 the🚍🐍🚲🐋🏇🏽 carrier7âƒ£ğŸŽ® attenuated💙💃🏾🏇🏽 off. InğŸ‘±ğŸ¾ğŸž 👏 theory,↗️💲🙏🏽 that🕑👿💕 sounds📖🆒😦 ok,💪🏽 exceptğŸŽğŸ“¥ that®🚚 it’s👨‍👨‍👧🏢 🐈 extremelyâ›ŽğŸ•—ğŸŠğŸ¼ğŸ˜¹ 💛 vulnerable💠😣🌝🍛🍡 to🌘✊🚂 😂💦 multipath.🍺👳🏽👙 GUESS 🤔🤔 WHAT🌐🍢🙇🏼 HAPPENS😻🙆🏿😫🐭 ON🌖 EVERY♏️ 👏🤙 TV🔼↖️ 📺📺 SIGNAL👲🏼🍼 IN⛳️🌅👩🏽✊🏿 🍑 AN🔌🍟 💶🌑 URBAN😳👉🏾♓️ AREA.🚣 The🏄🏿🔡🔂🍧 👦 margin’s🈚️🌐💖 not💆🏼💣 that 😐 big👨🏿🚻 👺🍆 for👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👍🏾 multipath,⏩💛 and🆙 onceâŒ›ï¸ğŸ™ŽğŸ»ğŸ¡ you💊😲🌇™🕘 👏 hit👄 😵👏 it,💴👷🏽💊🍆 😏 the🛀🏾👸🏼 👏👌 whole👴 😍 signal’s🍠🚊👨‍👨‍👦↙️💕 useless,ğŸ‘¹ğŸŽ²ğŸ‘‹ğŸ» leavingğŸŽ‚ğŸšµğŸ¾ğŸŽ´ 🏃🍃 your💆🏿👼🏾🚨👲🏽📭 viewers👶🏾 to👆🏽🏮 danceğŸ•žğŸ around 👥😇 with💊👸🏽 the ⏲ antenna🙍🏻💪🏼🚄 and♉️🏈 🔙 wonderğŸ•£ğŸŽŽğŸ’’ğŸš 🤔😮 why😳👻 they🚴🏻 just🐂 😧🤷 can’t ♀ get⛽️ 🅾🉐 picture….☁️ 8VSB⚽️🕙 was🏨🐸🏄 🤣💦 only,🚶🏽🕓 from 😂😲 documentation👱🏼📑 I’ve🍃👱🏽 👈😠 foundğŸ†Ž ❌ on🌒 🔛💦 it,🙋🏽🈯️📪🙏🏿 🙂👏 lab😰👂🏼 tested📰❌🔵🚣🏿💅🏼 🤓 for🍩😍🌹 ğŸ˜Ž performance🙅🏿🔙✏️📒 in👵🌔👐🏿 termsğŸ”€ğŸˆ¸ğŸŽ¥â¤ï¸ of👦🏼 🔌😿 signal🔠👱😰❤️ to✊💚 🏿 noise ratio✂️ in😮🌺 🍌 a😫🏠💅🏽 🔫 proof👶🏾🙋 💯📊 for🏇🏽 the💜👐🏽🚑🐟💜 🌌 FCC…👆🏼🚣👂🏿🍻 🏴🏴 no♠️😿🙏🏻🙅🏿 🅱 attemptğŸâ™Šï¸â›³ï¸ğŸ‘ŠğŸŽŽğŸ•˜ was🚈 made⏪ 👑 toğŸŽ®ğŸš£ğŸ¿ ✂ simulate🙀🚱📩 or💲 💰 measure📚📻 ğŸŽ›ğŸŽ› receiver🏊🚣🏻 performance🚋 in🏊🏻🙅🏾 🐕🏼 the📗😡🙍🏽 face😽👵🚣🍼 of👉🏿🔋 😱 multipath.🙋🏽 I’m🍶🍩 not🙅 😅🚫 sure🚛🏬↙️🍶🏪👼🏼👮🏽😷 if🕑 this🏄🏻⏰👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 was⭕️ 🅿 because🍌 nobody📠👉🏼👈✅👟🛀🏿🐡 ♂♂ ever📺🌁🆑 ⁉ had 💔 the▶️ ⛓👏 “aha!”🐖 moment 😳 and🔚 👏 realizedğŸ‘ğŸ¾ğŸšŽ it’dğŸšŽâ†–ï¸ beğŸ²ğŸ©ğŸŽ¿ 🐝👏 ağŸ™ŒğŸ½ğŸŽ² problem📊👏📡📈 or👺 ifğŸš‰ğŸŽ ❓ some🚈 ☃✝ vendor😳🍝 alreadyğŸŽ± 👋😃 heavily🍋 💦💦 invested✌🏽 in😱🚽 it🔄🔩🏊🏾 swept🕑👧🏾 🤣 it🙏🏼🕔😧💗 🙂🤡 under🕠🔬👧🏾🍘🏂🌓 the😣🗼🌌😘 rug. Just📁 👏🗼 about🐄💦🐈↙️ 💩💭 every🙇 other🏇🏼 👪 country🔘 😣🏃 used 🙄🚟 DVB-T🔂♻️🚵🏻📥 which👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🍕🈂 allows🚕💃🏼 for🏃🏾 more♣️ 😡♀ spectrally🔲🔄💁 efficient💇🏻 🔛 andğŸšŽğŸš´ğŸ¼ robust🍬👇🏻👌🏼💃🏾 modulation💽👸🐠♊️ standards👂🏻😊 including 💨 QPSK✋🏻🙆🏻 (very🚹🌱🍫 👿✅ robust📫 but☑️ notğŸ“’ğŸ”ž as👳🏽 efficientğŸ¦ğŸ˜£ğŸŽğŸ‘®ğŸ¾ as👸🏾 🍑 QAM), 16QAM, and📒🐜👦 ➕ 64QAM.👵🏼🌏👮 This👐🏾🕥🌠◽️ ğŸ™ŽğŸ¤– raises🌇 another🐛 ♂🏗 issueâœ…ğŸ•žğŸŽ­ğŸ‘­ ♂😭 that😛✊🏻🍈🍚🌻 ♥⚪ wasğŸ‡ğŸ»ğŸŽª ✨👍 dumber🙋🏻👦🏼📩 on🚸 👋 the broadcaster’s👩🏼 side: 8VSB👉 was🙍🏾 inğŸ”«ğŸ‘žğŸ«ğŸš¾ part🐸 🤐 chosen🚣🏾 because😭📪🔃 🤓 it🔴 would,🏮 in🍑♻️ 📥 theory,👘🙆🏻 😂😂 work👭 through existing🚤💩👱🏼🕙📙 analogğŸŽ»ğŸ’· transmitters,🍂📧🏣 requiring🚪🚴🏿 only📩 slight🔆 modifications to✋ things🙌🏼🚲 like🚛👈🏼🚇🗼 🗣 the⏰🕣 ğŸŽµ combiners💆🏼 andğŸ™ŽğŸ¿ ♀ an 😆🍆 exciter🏂 swap.ğŸ’¦ğŸ”‡ğŸºğŸŒ´âž— In🗾⬛️ 👏 practice,🏄🏽 ğŸ†ğŸŽ¯ noğŸŽ‹ğŸš´ğŸ¾ 🌈 transmitterğŸŽ¦ manufacturers really🐀👊🏼🍑 😱 opened🚉 this up😸🔗◀️👔 😍🕺 as🅿️🍋🛂 👦 an📙🙏🏼☀️👄 option,🚷🐽👸🏻 and🌏 everyone👫 😳👨 had🗽⛽️ 💋✊ to✊🏻🏃🏻 💦🚶 buy💛 💲 all🏊🏽 new ğŸ—žğŸ½ shit.👩‍❤️‍👩 In🙍🏻❇️🐄 fact…⌚️ 🏫 the🕕 klystronğŸšƒğŸ’­ã€½ï¸ğŸŽ½ based⚓️ UHF television👬 transmitters👋 proved📉 not👐🏾📭 to 👊 haveğŸ“µğŸŽ°ğŸšµğŸ»ğŸ’° the📑🕟 linearity🚃🐇 (or🍺 🙂🚻 SOMETHING)🙅🏼 to🐀⛪️ 👏 deal with👻🔄 👏 8VSB and👸🏾👵🏼😉🐏🅿️💇🏾⏳ ğŸŒž the💥 InductiveğŸŽ€ Output🌉👩🏿 Tube👊🏻 had👕 ❗ to↖️ 💦👏 be🙇🏿🐴✨❔ 😤 brought📨 outğŸŽ¯ğŸ˜¸ 💦💯 of✴️ mothballs🔜 to🐷 deal👇🏽😉🕥🚔🔍🛀 with❔💮 🆕 it.👲🏾✏️ 💯 The📂 IOTâ˜ğŸ»ğŸ™Ž has👱🏽🚣🏻 🙏 greatğŸŽŽâ–¶ï¸ğŸ”šğŸ¢ğŸš£ğŸ¼ğŸºğŸ‘šğŸª ğŸ’ªğŸŽ‰ linearityğŸŽ…ğŸ¿ğŸ† but💊 🍑🙅 no🍂🌑 🙅⛔ damn👤🔃 😳 efficiencyğŸŽ¼ -👮🏾 it👶🏽👵 👍🍝 was👂🏼 originally💛👦🏻🚴🏿🌔👉🏼 🔙🔙 usedğŸ”½ğŸŽ…ğŸ¾ 🆒 byğŸ‘ŽğŸ½ğŸ‘ˆ 👋 General 👮👮 Electric⭐️➗ forğŸ¬ğŸ«ğŸŽ½ğŸ™‹ğŸ¿ 🍆 an💐 💸 earlyğŸŽƒğŸ•¢ğŸ’‡ğŸ¾ 🥂 World’s🐳🚪🍥 ğŸŒğŸŒŽ Fair 😆 demo👵🏼🛀🏽 ofğŸ”€ğŸ’ƒğŸ¾ğŸŽ  UHF👐🏼🙆🏼 television broadcasting,👛 but🌀👶🏼🌆 👌🍑 commercially✅ never🙇🏻 ‼ took🚤 🤚 off…🐝 anyway,⏫ later 🕑 on,⏩™ 👏🔛 EEV’s esciot👨🏽 series📴💾👃🏻 💓 tubes improvedğŸŒŽ on 🏽 that🙋🏻 🌈 somewhat…💇🏻🍻 but…👦🙅🏼 🍑 they’re🍆💁🏾🌘🕧💒 🏼 still 🙄 ağŸŽ²ğŸ‘©ğŸ¾ painğŸ‘¯ğŸŽ¢ğŸ“¡ğŸ™ŒğŸ» in❤️ the arse StupidğŸ”’â›„ï¸ğŸŽ…ğŸ¾ Thing⬆️ #2⌛️ (or 🍆 isğŸŽ± it💧🈚️ 💋 about😝👆🏾 💦 #8 🤔 by❤️ now?):ğŸ†ğŸŽ 👋☝ MPEG2.🆑🔉👐 Do🚴🏾👋🏼 I🚘🐖 look💆🏽🔱 ğŸ”ŽğŸ‘ likeğŸ™ŽğŸ¾ğŸ›‚â†˜ï¸ 🅰 IğŸŽªğŸ‘ˆğŸ½ 💕 know👐🏽 🙏 what🏫🍂 😅😅 anğŸŽ©â˜ğŸ» 👹🏿 mpeg😲 is?*👓 💦👶 So🐹 💯💦 here not🚋💾👲🏻👮 😫🙅 only👴🏿👌 do👏🏾🔡 we📝🙇🏻🆑👃 👨 have🌘🙋🏾😝☝🏿 🅰 this🐏🍐☝🏾☕️ shitty💉 😠 8VSB👃🔱 modulation🐢 sapping📭✌🏽 the 💪👊 available🚦👡 amount🔆▫️🔙🔓🏄🏽 📉📉 of👍🏽🔫 💦💦 information that can be✈️❕🚩#⃣ 🐝👼 broadcast↖️👷🏾 in🙍🏿🈴 🚭🏡 aâ˜ğŸ¿ğŸŽ®ğŸšğŸš¥ğŸ™† certain👰🏻🙅📄 🤔 width🏠 of⛔️😡 👀👨 channel✋🏿⚓️ butğŸ‘•ğŸŒŽ 😠🍑 then….🍔 MPEG2🐴 videoğŸŽ¦ğŸŒ˜ğŸ’¹ 📽📽 coding🔩⛽️ wasğŸŽğŸ’ŠğŸ‘©ğŸ¾ğŸµ 👏✨ specified.âž°â›”ï¸ğŸ´ğŸ›€ğŸ½âœŒğŸ¾ğŸ˜§ I 👉 suspect🏯🐀 that’s🚚✊👴🏾 🏻😐 evidence🙌🏼👴🏼 📃❓ of👨🏾🏈💪🏻💏 💦💦 the👆🏽 👏 standard’s📹♨️ development 🔬 either🍂🕙👥 being📒♦️ 😯 dragged⛲️🆙 out8⃣👶🏿✅ foreverğŸ™ŽğŸ¼â“ 💗 OR🙊♨️ 💁 someone🌿 👤 just🏭 🍅☝ wanted toğŸ‘²ğŸ¼â™Žï¸ be🛀 🐝 ableğŸŽ 💪💪 to🍂 use👸😶 ⚒😂 up a♐️🗼🐶🐻 🚨🍕 bunch#⃣💻💓✌🏼🙋🏾 of 👍 DVD👼🏻🏊💡 player👊🏼🐈 💰 decoder ASICs🌔🆕🈸 they🍆🚂 👨 hadğŸ™ŽğŸ¿âœ‹ğŸ» ✊ sitting🕚💇🏽🐠 in🐄💂🏼 🅰😩 a🔺💓 Chinese🍮 😕 warehouse.ğŸŽ As 🙌 a💂🏾👊🏿 result👼🌉👆🏾👘 of🔏 👱💦 the MPEG2 encoding💙🙇🏿🍧👨‍👩‍👧 being💆🏾⬅️🏩 🙏 used,🙊🍥🚑 the🌵 💯 picture 📷🦊 looks✋🏼🔍 👀👉 like 👍 DOUBLE BUTT💆🏼👴🏻㊙️ 😥 when✌🏼 💦💕 there’s🌚👣💉 👌🍝 a🐂🍩🔐👨🏻 🅱👌 lot🔠🌐👧🔸💅🏽♍️📢 of👍🏾 🥗😰 motion,ğŸŽğŸ’„ 😐 especially🚕 when👉🏾😣 💦 you’re 🗣 running🏇🏽♥️ ♀ a💗 lot🍄 of👩 subchannels🌜🔜🙏🏾 squeezed💦 into🚦👇🏽 🏼🚟 that🏇🏽🔘👋🏼👼🏾👂🏿 💯😻 18.3👩🏻🍨🐤💉 👅👸 megabits/sec…♋️👊🏿 AndğŸŽ¯ 💰🏽 thenğŸ‘ŒğŸ»ğŸ†”ğŸƒğŸŽ®ğŸ“Š 😯 you⏪ 🌝👉 have🛅🚏🏡 👩💯 the⛔️🔩 whole👌👨‍👨‍👧‍👦🏆 godawful㊙️ thing🍃 where🍻✌🏻🙍🏼💂🏿🏉 the 🙌 CECB🚪 program🙅🏻 led🌳 to🚈☺️👶🙀 the ♨👏 cost😣 💰📲 of❓🏮 🤔 converter㊙️ boxes👼🏻 🤒🤒 which ✌❓ probablyğŸ’ƒğŸ»ğŸµğŸŒ±ğŸ™ŽğŸ¾ 😻 actuallyğŸ”ŽğŸ„ğŸ¼ğŸ“šğŸ˜½ğŸ„ğŸ¾ cost💆🏾✋🏻 aboutğŸ‘ž 🏽 $25🚨👊🏻🌋 including🚣🏃🏿🚵🏿😼 💨 hardware,👦🏿🏣👂🏼🐏 manufacturing,⏳🐐 and 👏💆 patentğŸ“Žã€°ğŸ« licensing👮🏿📢🔝 royalties being👨‍👨‍👦 fixed👨🏻🍡 right up0⃣❎ to🕣 🌒 $40….◽️😊 but🌋💛😩♉️🈹 🍑 that’s ➡ a↙️😽🏫🙇🏿 💰🍇 far📟✊🏼👍🏾 💶🌌 dumber🙍🏾📆🕓 story 📗

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I’m so exhausted and you can stop blowing shit up now

Achtung!

seriously for the love of eris why can’t there just be a supply chain breakdown affecting only fireworks

Doooooooooooongs
That is all

All it’s missing is lorem ipsum dolor …
This shit is both wonderful and a mystery wrapped in an enigma

That Sony disk recorder will be the subject of a strange post because it’s very strange.

Shitposting to beat the heat

Amazingly not yelling about hvac this time

And it still works after I threw the bodge in it last summer
The password is POOCHOCO

I call the mystery spurs Democracy and Stalin

What did you do Dave
How to activate the LFO on the Tortie Module
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What Cool But Useless thing can I do with these shopping cart handles?
The look I got from one of the station possums a few mornings ago, illustrated on a stock photo
I’m sensing a growing lack of rainbow here, time to remedy that

Fontabulous

Just when you least expect it, what’s basically a portable scalar network analyzer starts talking to you in THIS FONT and you start disbelieving your own eyes:

Wonder if that’s from that Microsoft core fonts package that they made freely available years ago then pretended they didn’t
Oh by the way the antenna is …. Uh. It’s… not?

Root cause of that scary looking reflect plot was revealed by a quick walk up the stairs to the roof to be an almost completely disintegrated piece of LMR-400. My coworker assured me it worked perfectly fine five years ago……..

This post brought to you by the Premium Grade No-Pass Filter

This is several kilobucks worth of hardware that was misapplied to create a special filter that…. nothing would pass. See if you can spot the issue!

Our IT director dropped a non working Wyse serial terminal on my bench. I don’t think he expected me to tear it open and try to fix it, I think it has an open diode or bad cap in the +5v supply. It’s gonna be the serial console for a Linux machine if I can get it glowing.

And then I was asked to come on Good Day, pose dramatically on a giant shoe, and discuss the a ridiculous goth house. Just because.

Useful cybergoth meme
Kittie was so boss
No U

This has been a elliptically polarized shitpost.