I should have known better.

Well, I made this silly image one day while taking back to back horrible viewer calls over issues with rescanning their TV sets…
Now everyone’s disappointed that every fader cap in the building is not already a small plastic kitty loaf. They want them all to be kitty loaves.

I also want them all to be kitty loaves.

In other news, Facebook blocked me for 24 hours for posting a gif of a cat in a windowsill, claiming it violates their standards on nudity or sexual content. Well, I mean, the cat isn’t wearing any clothes, but then again, most aren’t. I find this fault of machine vision hilarious.

Creatures

Hey, where’d everyone go?

While the humans are social distancing and working from home, the turkeys are trying to take over…

Don’t Let The Turkey Drive The Truck!!!

A previous attempt to take this picture led to a weird little toast popup on my phone that said something about saving the photo, I didn’t catch it. Apparently what happened was it got glitched! Excellent.

I actually kinda miss this. I used to have a weird HTC device that’d do this often and it was kinda excellent.

Cassie says hello!
I feel like somehow this “Dynex” CRT television that serves as an extra prompter display will outlive the entire facility

Everything else is cancelled, here are some cats and birds

Boop for extra happiness
Yes, human, I approve
Sleepy little bean
Snoooooooze
Ahhhhhh, a purrito.
The station kitties don’t seem to mind all this, at least
The turkeys have returned
Oops, I forgot that door makes a huge racket when opened— they dashed
Derp. Someone just couldn’t wait…
I thought the remote controlled truck and trailer used to deliver this thing were kinda cool at least

Loafing Around

When Cassie warms herself in the sun in the window…

Now with Maximum Purr Point Tracking solar charge control

…. She rises into a quite happy kitty loaf

I uploaded these peetsies and as far as I know they’re not on any posts, so I’ll place the peets here

Sandy Beach says hello

My IT director at work calls this assistant Sandy Beach. She’s a little sweety floof.

She do an biiiiig steppy

I don’t think she’s become a regular reporter on Good Day Sacramento, but I’m sure they’ll be handing her the microphone soon.

Picture dump brought to you by Wal*Shart

Here are the rest of the photos i couldn’t upload yesterday due to Comcast and AT&T’s fuckery, but they work fine on Walmart in store wifi. Go figure. First off, sleepy peets:

And now… The Wal*Bot. This is under construction at the store in Willows and appears to be a robotic store and retrieve thing for store pickup orders.

At a different store… I haven’t seen this one way entrance gate shit since the 80s and it’s bound to be just as useless now as it was in the 80s.