who out there having their disney VHS’s graded

yOu’rE AlL 👨 RuDe 🖕🙅 ♂ i’m 😁👆 👁đŸ˜ģ jUsT đŸģ 🍅💭 TrYiNg 😔 đŸ˜ŧđŸ˜ŧ tO đŸ’Ļ SeLl đŸ’ĩđŸ’ĩ đŸ’ĩ💲 sOmE đŸ‘†đŸ’¯ 👆 DiSnEy tApEs. On 🍌 🔛➡ a 🏃 💅 gOoD 👌👀 🐸 DaY â„ĸ đŸ˜Ģ YoU 😨🍆 👉👆 CaN đŸ’Ļ GeT 🔟đŸ’Ļ A đŸŋ DoLlAr ❎🆗 🔜 a đŸ˜¯đŸ…ŋ pIeCe. 🍗 🍗🍗 I 👀 SoLd đŸŒĢ tHeM ❤ On 🔛 eBaY FoR 🍆 40 bUcKs 💸💸 💸 a 👏👌 pIeCe. 🍗 🍗🍗 CaN đŸ”Ģ AnYbOdY 👧đŸ‘Ļ TeLl 📞 🛑😩 mE ❤ 😂 WhAt ⁉😂 tHeSe 👈🚱 🈷☠ aRe 👴 🏾đŸšĨ wOrTh. đŸ’ĩ💸 💰đŸ’ĩ BlAcK 🏴â—ŧ DiAmOnD 💎 DiSnEy vHs fOr đŸ˜ļ🔜 sAlE $10 🔟 đŸ’¯ EaCh. 👏👏 👏 I 😎🙅 KnOw 💕🤔 😲🤔 nOtHiNg đŸšĢ🙅 🙅 aBoUt 🤖 vHs bUt i 😡👏 👴 gOt đŸ”Ē tO 🌒 👉 Go 🔙 🙏♂ iNtO 😩 A GrOuP 🅱🅱 đŸ‘Ĩ AnD đŸģ 👏 CoMmEnT 🔰 🔰đŸ’Ŧ WhEn 😂 đŸ’Ļ i đŸģ👁 👅👨 dOn’t 😡 kNoW 💭😱 NoThInG đŸ’Ļ đŸ”ĢđŸ”Ģ AbOuT 🤔🤷 đŸ’Ļ💭 It. đŸ¤”đŸ’¯ We 👴😍 🤝đŸ‘ĩ kEeP 👌👌 🙊🏃 HeArInG ThIs âŦ‡đŸ–– nOnSeNsE 😡 EvErYdAy. 👨📆 DiSnEy vHs iS 😂đŸ’Ļ GaRbAgE 🚮🗑 ThRoW đŸĨŠđŸ˜ˇ đŸĨŠđŸ˜ˇ ThEm 👌 🛂😃 aWaY 😭đŸ˜Ŧ 🙅 Or 💁 👉 dOnAtE ThEm 🙊 đŸ˜ŖđŸŧ nObOdY 🤐 WaNtS ☝💩 ☝ ThEm pLaIn đŸĻ aNd ➕ sImPlE. âšĒ♂

shitposting loudly

How to properly wurf. You douchebags.

How to properly wurf.

Whenever dealing with old electronics, you will always run into some annoying tart who exclaims, “but look at wat its wurf on da eeeeebay!!” and waves an unsold buy it now listing in your face. I’ve written about this previously.

Here’s how to properly wurf.

Step one:
Skip bathing for a few days, rub the contents of an ashtray all over yourself and breathe through your mouth.

Step two:
Go to eBay and sign in. Don’t have an eBay account? WTF are you doing wurfing anyway? Repeat step one.

Step three:
Search for the desired item.

No no no! That's not how much it's wurf.

For this example I’m using the Yaesu FT-101 which is a 30 year old HF radio, great for its time but now dated and a pain in the ass to maintain due to dwindling availability of PA tubes.

This is where your truly awful wurfers stop, upon seeing that high unsold buy it now price.

Step four:

Click Refine.



Scroll down. Set condition to used unless the item is brand new in original packaging. Otherwise I’m gonna have to stab you.


See that Show More option? That’s a magic button, pressing it will allow you to attain true wurf.


Tap sold items. This will check completed as well automatically.

You have wurfed. Tap done and view the results:

Guess what, twatchute, you're not sitting on a goldmine.

Yes, you can do the same thing from desktop eBay search, but most wurfing takes place on smartphones now.

You’re welcome.