Joe Jobbed…!

Well not exactly but

At the stroke of the new year, the 20 or so robocalls I was getting each day starting at 8 AM Eastern stopped. Blissful silence! I could leave my phone set to ring again!

Oh wait. This morning some text spam started going out as group texts with a huge number of recipients. Fellow victims all started clicking reply aaaaand I turned my phone off for a couple hours so it’d stop vibrating constantly and getting hot

It looks like I got about five of the messages, but each has a thread of dozens of replies!

Can I have an AMPS StarTac please?

User interface design and stray socks

I don’t have a washer and dryer at home, so I use either of a couple of laundromats. I never really thought about this before now while horribly bored waiting for stuff to dry, but there’s a very big design flaw when it comes to the user interface of some laundry equipment.

I vaguely remember long ago using a giant Continental-Girbau washer where I was able to just grab all the laundry and flop it right into a basket in front of the machine without anything landing on the floor instead. I never really thought too much about this, but it was pointing out that Alliance Laundry Systems (manufacturers of the Speed Queen and Huebsch brands) dropped the ball… Or, rather, my SOCKS!!!

First off, here’s a more modern style Speed Queen washer. I’ve seen these in at least three different sizes; this one is “two load” and will gleefully swallow the contents of my entire laundry bag as long as it isn’t crammed to the brim.

Notice how snugly the basket fits against the front. Nothing may escape!!

This is a “soft mount” machine with a drum suspension and rubber door boot. It’s on a stand that elevates it a bit. If it didn’t have the stand, it’d meet the basket too low.

This one has a weird indentation but it ends above the basket rim, so you don’t get sock droppage.

Here’s a very old dryer by them, the same design is still produced with barely any changes other than a more modern digital control. Sadly the pretty teal blue VFD is replaced by boring green LEDs on the new ones. Again, though, not only does it have a flat front but a rub rail is positioned to meet the basket.

And now….

Why?

Note the Sock Drop Zone formed here. The tub is recessed with a weird black cone of shame, and as you unload, small items fall and don’t land in the basket. Every time I use one of these, I always wheel the basket away and find like three socks on the floor because they fell through this gap. Incidentally, on this design, anything that goes down the gap between the tub edge and wash basket edge there is pretty much lost forever into the drain sump. It’s a sizable gap about 3/8″ wide, but when the door is closed, the glass window makes it highly unlikely that any items will get near it. It’s more a hazard on loading and unloading, but will cause issues if the machine is overloaded with baby clothes.

So, why the weird sock eating cone of shame? I don’t get it. A fairly trivial change could be made to stop these washers from continuing their sock-dropping reign of terror, but it seems to have never crossed anyone’s minds over at Alliance.

Bizarre.

CAT Scan!

So I have melted from cute when Cassie here helped me turn a screwdriver, but now she’s also helping me with component level repair….

Warming up the Cattoscope….

Sniff snuff sniff snuff hey, what’s this? She stopped and gave me a look after sniffing right here….

Yep, that old Sprague cap has signs of creepage around its seal!

Clearly I am but part of a team of two, and the other member of the team has toes that look like beans.

I should also mention she likes turning on my GW/Instek GDM-8251A multimeter. I think she likes the feel of the power switch and the little relay plinks it makes as it powers up. She leaves it on a lot, so I have the default power up state set to come up with the display dimmed to reduce phosphor burn in. (It’s a thing with VFDs too! Look at your old VCR!)

I thought these were just a bad fever dream

Maxtor 1/4 height 3.5″ drive. I forget the name for these but they were some of the least reliable hard disks ever made. One very odd aspect of this design (possibly contributing to the problems?) is that it only uses one platter and only one side of the disk!

The head stack is comically simple … one thin film write head and one MR read head.

These drives usually lasted a year or so in service then provided a brief period of degraded super slow service during which you could save some data…. Then they’d up and die.

These images were saved to a Samsung micro SD card with about three times the capacity as the drive pictured which has been in service for about five years.

Important Generac warning

Do not buy a Generac anything, but more importantly, don’t buy one of their automatic transfer switches. It will only work with a Generac generator. Surprise, beeyotch!!

This is a shitpost, I’ll elaborate later. See note inside interface box:

Galvanic corrosion shitpost

* To the tune of Sisters of Mercy -This Corrosion

I have no idea where this EIA flange adapter came from, but it’s aluminum!

Every other piece of EIA flange hardware I’ve ever seen was either stainless steel, brass, tin or silver plated brass, maybe phosphor bronze…. Not aluminum.

This adapter was only in service a couple months carrying 1400 watts of power mated to a typical brass firing and it was already starting to look bad. No heating was observed, but it was only a question of time.

Sorry, you’re just going to have to learn to love those bad jokes. Get ready to scrub your flanges when the lights go out.

AT&T Smeg-O-Net User Experience

Fuck You AT&T

After three hellish days of having dispatchers lie to me and tell me to stick around waiting for a tech that’d never come, waking me up at 5 AM and insisting I stick around until after midnight, all sorts of broken promises, and an overseas call center keeping THE ACTUAL TECHNICIAN waiting on hold for hours and hanging up on him repeatedly, our office has phones and almost half the internet speed we’re paying for!

This is still an improvement…. SADLY…. Now we’re no longer stuck with this clusterfuckery as our only link to the outside world. In case you ever find yourself shopping for business Internet and managed VoIP telephone services, LOOK ELSEWHERE and do yourself a favor. As janky as Comcast’s business fiber / metro ethernet / VoIP offerings are, with the vile potentially self-destructing phones, THEY ARE STILL BETTER ABOUT UPTIME… SORT OF. You know, when they aren’t having failures due to having installed everyone’s stuff to a fiber patch panel somewhere with dodgy uxcell brand fiber jumpers that arrived in a beat up China Post epacket. (I’m not even kidding here one bit)

sharecropping in cyberspace

Too cheap to pay a graphic designer for what their talent’s actually worth to come up with your company’s branding? Two for one special on Fiverr!

…..fuck this noise, angry reacts only

What in the electromagnetically radiant fuck

“completed” installation by a local WiSP

Let’s get that mystery battery charger board (?) off the metal framed switch

What’s on the other end of that zip cord?

Hurk

SUPER JACKPOT!!! 10,000,000 FAIL BONUS. EXTRA BALL IS LIT

That poor tripp-lite

Yeah that’s just some outdoor CPE setup (?) lying on top

Custom… Power… Thing?

I agree with this cat